chrishans: i wish i could just wipe the ugly off my face.
celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
sherlockpins: katkinkat: I DONT WANT TO WEAR CLOTHES I WANT TO WEAR BLANKETS I HATE SOCIETY
drunkwarrior: boys are just so cute and nice I wanna hold their hands then stab them in their dumb fucking piece of shit faces
twiistz: i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit
Me during the entire months of summer: sleep, eat, television, video games, don't see sunlight for 3 days
Everyone else in one day of summer: went to the moon, fell in love, traveled to france, met obama, kissed lance bass, starred in a porn, got a tattoo, rode a giraffe
Today in Psychology class we were talking about...
Girl: People with depression just want attention.
Teacher: That's not true. Actually, most hide the fact that they have it because they don't like it. It makes them feel different and weird. Like something is wrong with them.
Girl: Well obviously something is wrong with them if they're slicing their wrists and wanting attention for it.
Teacher: They want attention? That's why they will go to extreme lengths to hide it, just to get attention? You are not them. You don't know what thoughts they battle in their minds. It can be a very scary place for them. And obviously, something must be wrong with you for judging what you do not understand.
mishaoverlord: pretzelcoatlus: rakaakakka-fili-kili-bowtie: danyul-and-filup: princess-hardy: what if we are reincarnated when we die and when we’re babies we still remember who we used to be and that’s why we cry so much as babies, because of how our old lives are gone ..and the older we get we start to forget who we used to be in a previous life. well fuck #And the calm and quiet...
condorn: “there are two kinds of people” um ya females and males right? lmao
marissaloud: thorhead: mary had a little lamb its heart was black as coal. it crept into her room one night and ate her fucking soul. I feel like I just watched an episode of Supernatural.
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
getoffmybloghoe: im convinced that i got all my followers from people accidentally clicking on the plus button and theyre too lazy to unfollow me
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weloveinterracial: Like if you laughed at all lol An 11 year old girl Realized that she has started growing hair between her legs. She got worried asked mommy about the hair. her mom calmly said”That part where hair is grown is called a monkey”. Next morning at breakfast she told her sister” My monkey has grown hair “Her sister smile said “that’s nothing,mine is already eating bananas”. Her...
usapotterfan: avenger-kitty-glorious-purrs: lovelynobody00: iamshirelocked: yo mama’s so fat every time she turns around there’s a new season of sherlock I’m not even in the Sherlock fandom and I literally spit food all over my laptop when I saw this. dat reaction image
phriend: Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques